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What happens to the internet when the buses change timings?

It always has to come across like I’m the worst complainer ever.

I can’t be the only person who likes things to run in order, surely?

I think what happens when a timetable changes is:

  • On a temporary basis two timetables exist
  • The one available online
  • The one which the drivers are doing in real life

Until Google refreshes it cache enough time to grab the new journeys.

Where to next, the Google Maps saga

95 percent of my Google Maps volunteer contributions were done painstakingly whilst discovering everywhere within a 10 -15 mile radius from where I live.

About 5% I put some photos onto company pages which had treated me inconsiderately.

Probably I shouldn’t have done.

I had to live next door to student accommodation building sites for 3 years, and during a lockdown.

The council said they had no funding for a more community oriented plan to be made for our area.

If you go to Hengrove in South Bristol the people there really don’t like all this developing more housing either.

harry skywalker – the amazing story remixed

One day Harry Skywalker had an email ping through…. it was in his spam, but he decided to check it.

“Hullo Harry Skywalker” the message said…. did your get our invitation to Hogwhizz dot com?

Harry Skywalker scratched his head. He’d had an email from BIT-CON but ignored it. Surely Hogwhizz dot com was all a bit of a swhizz??!!

Then there was a loud knock on the door. Uncle Vernon opened it and a giant man called Hagrid was there, wearing old army cast off clothes. Hagrid said, “is your wifi on? I’ve been trying to remote call Harry Skywalker on WhatsApp.”

Harry went to the door and decided that if he’d had an email from Hogwhizz and Hagrid was there with the electric scooter to take him… well he’d better get going.

They flew off to Hogwhizz and when they arrived Hagrid said, “Harry I’m going to introduce you to part of your family that you don’t know about”.

Harry started his first lesson which was on his Google calendar, it was spell making and spelling with Prof Snape. Not only did Harry Skywalker have to perform the spell but it had to exactly correctly annunciated. That’s what Prof Snape said, and then Snape turned to Harry and said something really surprising…..

“Harry…. I am your true father”………

Harry thought about the dad he was told he had, called James, who was all meek and kind and noble. Then he looked at Snape who was all sinister and creepy and surprising….Harry Skywalker thought to himself, “that’s a better dad offer”.

Then Snape Skywalker and Harry Skywalker decided to have a walk to reset the wifi booster at the edge of Hogwhizz.

It was a lovely 48 hours for Harry, but he needed to get home as there was a parcel to at his old home and then he thought again…. well if he free’d up the cupboard for uncle Vernon, maybe the parcel can be stored there.

So Harry Skywalker made his decision to study at Hogwhizz with his father Snape.