The first time I remember standing on a chair to say something was at David Lloyd where I was starting a new job working on the after school club.
The job was going ok then it began to be clear it was miles away and I kept being late. The person running the department was a lady with children herself and a car blah blah blah. One day I stood up on the chair and I said I don’t have kids and I don’t want to push a sprog out, so there.
It’s like whenever I post a picture of me stood on a chair, so you can see my whole profile, that folks want to push me off.
