I left the block at 6am to get to work. Saw a council worker arrive and cones put onto all our parking spaces.

He said the council is suspending the parking for three days.

What happened was people moved the cones onto the pavement.

It feels like a strange way to spend the council’s money.

Then the council replied to say it was because they are working with Vodaphone on something so the parking needs to be suspended.

Probably something to do with 5G and radioactive telecoms.