I got my final reply from the Housing Ombudsman service although the name Clitheroe made me wonder if that was a such jab back at me for irritating them with my right to buy case.

Then there’s the really weird football thing, where three black players all missed their penalties which resulted in England losing the match.

So I decided to include a throwback excerpt when it mattered if you messed up during a high profile match.

And you probably would have changed your name if you were called Clitheroe.